#042 McLaren Appeal, the right result? Where will Alonso go
now? Sniff Petrol hears Bernie’s script meeting for F1
2008. We reveal the real reason Lewis moved to Switzerland.
Plus an F1 tribute to Dan le Sac Vs Scroobious Pip – Scoobious
Top.
Scoobious Top – Thou Shalt Not…
Thou shalt not move until the lights go out
Thou shalt not get caught speeding in the pit lane
Thou shalt not worship top designers or follow tyre companies
Thou shalt not take the names of Juan Manuel Fangio, Alberto
Ascari, Giles Villeneuve, Lorenzo Bandini, Jim Clark, Roland
Ratzenberger or Ayrton Senna in vain.
Thou shalt not think that Bernie Ecclestone is a crook,
(some people are just good businessmen.)
Thou shalt not always trust the FIA
Thou shalt not stop liking a driver just because they’ve
won the World Championship.
Thou shalt not question Murray Walker.
Thou shalt not judge drivers in the second Toro Rosso
Thou shalt not judge drivers in either Super Aguri
Thou shalt not advertise Tobacco products;
thou shalt not consume tobacco products.
Thou shalt not receive other people’s
data, burn it to DVD or photocopy it and then shred it.
Thou shalt not get caught passing on information about weight
distribution by text.
Thou shalt not use the fact that you are a racing driver to
get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shall not mention the lack of overtaking
Thou shall not mention the embarrassing fuel-burn part of qualifying.
Thou shall not mention the fact that only one driver is black.
Thou shall stop calling Ralf Schumacher gay
Thou shalt not put drivers or teams on ridiculous
pedestals no matter how great they were or are.
Nigel Mansell - Just a man
James Hunt - Just a man
Jackie Stewart - Just a man
Nikki Lauda - Just a man
Alain Prost - Just a man.
Sterling Moss – Just a man.
Emerson Fittipaldi – just a man
Minardi - Just a team.
Jordan – Just a team.
McLaren – Just a team.
Williams – Just a team.
Ferrari – Just a brand.
Schumacher - Just a driver.
Alonso - Just a driver.
Hamilton - Just a driver.
The next big thing - Just a driver.
Thou shalt give equal credit to drivers and
teams from non-English speaking countries as to those from English
speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that sponsor days, soundbytes and bling
were never part of F1 in the Golden Age
Thou shalt not have a race without overtaking
Thou shalt not have a race without overtaking
Thou shalt not have a race without overtaking
Thou shalt not have a race without overtaking
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not drive round corners “as if it was on rails”.
Thou shalt not “Make some noise for Detroit.”
When I say “Grand” thou shalt not say “Prix”.
When I say “F” thou shalt not say “One”.
When I say "he say, she say, ooh it’s a bit noisy"
- kill me.
Thou shalt not refer to Qualifying as “Qualy”
Thou shalt not say we have the right package and the team done
a great job”.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend, was as cute as Nico Rosberg
Thou shalt not say Formula One instead of Formula One.
Thou shalt not express your shock that yet another model got
off with got off with Jenson Button at a club last night by
saying “Is it?”
Thou shalt listen to Gareth Jones On Speed
And thou shalt always show your skill …….on the
racetrack.
-
Gareth Jones, inspired by the sheer genius of
Dan
Le Sac VS Scroobious Pip
