George Fromby – Topless Driving

Verse #1
With a mind like mine and a glass of wine, everything is pervertable.
Even the usually innocent task of driving a convertible,
I must admit I feel a twit and I start to turn to wood,
When I think of lovely Mrs. Wu fiddling with her hood.

Verse #2
So I bought myself a cabriolet; the roof went down a treat,
It quite impressed my girlfriend who was begging at my feet,
I pushed a button on ’t dashboard to make it fold away
Just my luck, it ran amok and jammed about halfway.

Verse #3
I said “Right Fanny let’s have it off”, she said:
“No let’s have it on, you carry on like that our George and I’ll be flippin’ gone”
I was disappointed with my folding fabric top,
And my girl was let down badly, coz I just couldn't get it up.

Chorus #1
Oh I love topless driving it is lots of fun,
Showing off your white bits in the blazing sun.
But I always leave me pants on Eh I am a One,
Coz I can’t manage that UV damage,
And burn me northern bum.
Get yer top off everybody; let's all have a laugh,
Let's go topless you and me, come on whip it off,
Say to the ladies “I don’t care”,
I’ll get it out in the open air,
Come on let's go topless, have a laugh.

Verse #4
I drove an Ariel Atom, when I wasn’t wearing strides,
It’s not got no roof at all, this car’s got no sides,
“He’s not wearing undies,” the girls all shout and yell,
They can see me gear-knob, coz I’m bottomless as well!

Verse #5
Oh all the girls wave at me, as I drive by,
I get a cheeky wink and smile and I think I know just why,
If you’ve got it you’d better flaunt it,
Just don’t ‘ave a crash,
As you drive by quick as a dash, then you can give ‘em all a flash!

Chorus#2
Oh I love topless driving it is lots of fun,
Showing off yer white bits in the blazing sun,
But I always leave me pants on Eh I am a One,
Coz I can’t manage UV damage,
And burn me northern bum.
Get yer top off everybody; let's all have a laugh,
Let's go topless you and me, come on whip it off,
Say to the ladies “I don’t care”,
I’ll get it out in the open air,
Come on let's go topless, have a laugh.
Say to the ladies “I don’t care”
I’ll get it out in the open air,
Come on let's go topless, have a laugh.

Eee it’s nice out isn’t it, but I better put it away now, there’s a policeman coming, Oh mother!

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written and performed by Gareth Jones