published: 17 August 2008

duration: 36' 41"

Presented by: Gerhard Jones, Jos Van der Johanes, Shano Jones, Shano Porter, Richard Porter, Rikkard van der Porter, Gary Jones, Ricky "Rick" Porter ...... and Zog

#066 The 2nd Annual Summer Stereo Music Special - International Edition, hosted by Gareth Jones on Speed affiliates from Austria, Australia, the Netherlands and the USA. With exclusive remixed and re-mastered GJOS tunes from Kraftwürst, U2-2, The Pit Stop Boys, The Punk Floyd and MCGT vs. Z-Man Royale, available in hi-res stereo for the first time. Plus The Racing Line, an all-new tune from Jimmy Cash.

The songs featured in this episode are:

  1. Kraftwurst - Autobahn UK (From Show 34)
  2. U2-2 - Guidance From Above (From Show 37)
  3. Pit Stop Boys – (It’s Just That You Remind Me Of) Alain Prost. (From Show 39)
  4. The Punk Floyd – What We Going To Do When the Oil Runs Out (From Show 45)
  5. MCGT vs R-Man Royale - Indy CART Divorce (From Show 49)
  6. Jimmy Cash – The Racing Line (FIRST PLAY)

Jimmy Cash

Jimmy Cash - The Racing Line

When I was young I had a dream
That I would go real far
Momma hoped I’d be a lawyer
And step up to the bar
But the law would bring me trouble
I wouldn’t be popular
Cos my ambition
My true mission,
Was to drive a racing car

I would win all the time
I would take the racing line

So I took a trip to Silverstone
To get that monkey off my back
I thought I’d learn a thing or two
Watching drivers on the track
I walked there from Towcester
With my guitar on my back
It took 9 hours to get there
And 11 to get back

I would have got there in much shorter time,
If I took the racing line

I didn’t have the money to
Buy a ticket for the race
So I waited for the dark to come
Put black-make-up on my face
Not being wealthy, I figured
Being stealthy was wise
I dressed in black
Like a woman from Iraq
You could only see my eyes

Then I did what I had to do,
It was scary and intense
I stole my father’s wire cutters
And broke in through that fence
But I got caught by guard dogs
And they were trained to kill
By the president of the BRDC
Mr Damon Hill

So I did time
Because I cut his racing line
Yes I did time
coz I crossed that racing line

I did some time in Thruxton jail
For my sins as a fan
The inmates weren’t so friendly
Except for just one man
It was a pit, but we got used to it,
and I learned to call it home
My cell mate was a petrolhead
His name was Gareth Jones

His lisp was infectious
He was angry and thin and pale
His attitude impetuous
For a podcaster from Wales
I said hey Gaz what you doing in here?
He shared his tale of woe
He’d crossed swords with
Bernie Ecclestone.
He was doing time
Crossing Bernie was his crime

So we all live out our sentence
Taking one day at a time
Your will pay your penance
And I’ll pay mine
I’ve paid my debt to society
Rehabilitation feels fine
Incarcerated by Formula One
Loving racing is our crime

Incarcerated by Formula One
Loving racing is our crime.

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Written, performed and produced by Gareth Jones

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