The Gang Of Fall - Motoring for Entertainment and Pleasure

In an F1 season where costs are coming down
Everybody’s cashing in
Nakajima’s crashing out
Button's on the up
Button’s on the button.

The USA of A is on the way
(Though they won’t use that as a name)
Ecclestone gets the blame
That’s Bernie Ecclestone™.

Motoring for entertainment and pleasure
Motor racing, transport and leisure
Motoring for entertainment and pleasure
Motor racing, transport and leisure.

The merits of the station wagon
Are often underestimated
Better handling than an MPVPV
Or Spectrum’s SPV
A load capacity almost as good as a lorry
(Notice that I didn’t say truck)
Good for families, good for business
Yeah, yeah it’s an industrial estate

Fashion victims in their cars with the capability
Able to scale sheer faces of car parks outside Sainsbury’s, Tesco, Aldi
and most importantly of all Iceland
They don’t stop to consider the consequences
Of being a fashion statement
And making statements
Like “These seats should have Burberry cloth”
And “Prada should sell paint trim”.
Don’t condemn them,
Taste is subjective
But we should subject them to our taste in return
Ford Cortina Mark 3s
With vinyl roofs.
Take That!
And I do mean Robbie, Gary and Mark
(But not the other two).

Motoring for entertainment and pleasure
Motor racing transport and leisure

If you are looking for unclogged motorways
And open roads with flowing lines
As driven by Troy Queef, when he spanks it and spanks it again.
For all your road requirements
Hit the North

Motoring for entertainment and pleasure
Motor racing transport and leisure
Motoring for entertainment and pleasure
Motor racing transport and leisure.

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Written performed and produced By Gareth Jones