Pit Stop Boys - Nobody likes X5s
You could do a lot of work for charity
And have once saved some orphans from inside a burning flat.
But the very second you buy a 4x4 with a blue & white propeller on the front
Everyone will just assume that you’re a twat.
You could be a retired war criminal
Or someone who lists their hobby as stringing kittens up by their
feet
I can guarantee that you will still be more popular
Than that bloke in a BMW SUV, trying to get out of a side-street.
Chorus
Wherever you go, however you drive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
Celebrity chefs and footballers’ wives
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
You could be Jesus H Christ: The Son Of God™
Come back to save mankind from his sins (Hallelujah!)
But, if you accidentally did it, in a lame off-roader from Munich
Even the Archbishop of Canterbury would call you a git
Chorus
Wherever you go, however you drive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
They make rude signs
And curse you’re alive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
Wherever you go, however you drive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
They drench it with phlegm
And scratch it with knives
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
Nobody likes you
Nobody likes you
Wherever you go, however you drive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
Wherever you go, however you drive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
Wherever you go, however you drive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you
Wherever you go, however you drive
If you’ve got an X5 then nobody likes you.
Nobody likes you.
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Richard Porter - writing, music programming and lead vocals.
Gareth Jones - Mixing, additional keyboards and vocals.
Violet Berlin - Whispering seductively
