Gareth’s Speed Date With A Vacuum Cleaner
Gareth’s Speed Date With A Vacuum Cleaner.
His love affair with Formula 1 is well-documented, but Gareth’s handiness
with the hoover is less well known.
Well, now the two have been combined as the neat-and-tidy Welshman has come up
with the ultimate in speed cleaning… a vaccy with the F1 equivalent of go-faster
stripes.
Some might argue that decking your Dyson out with a complete set of Jordan F1
decals isn’t a guarantee of success. The famous yellow team might have gained
some points this season, but surely Ferrari is still the ultimate.
Jones disagrees. “So far, I’ve shaved a third of a second off my lap
time round the living room” he quips, “In fact, I’m so fast,
anyone else in the room can’t see me for dust”.
It remains to be seen who’ll clean up the championship.