Featuring: Gareth Jones, Zog, and Richard
Porter.
#033 - Spying scandal, investigating the secrets lies
and flexible floors of Formula 1. What really happed?
who is really behind this and what will be the resolution?
Plus “The name’s Button Jenson Button”,
as new 007 goes racing in “Hondapussy” and
"Jones the Voice" sings the classic theme to
“The Spy Who Lapped Me”.
James Bond – ”The
Spy Who Lapped Me”
(Hondapussy)
You are quick in all the corners, but quicker on the draw,
Your espionage is excellent, your aerodynamics poor.
Lap times are important when you are racing for your life
Those documents left in the Xerox machine; you had to
blame your wife.
The spy who lapped me
The spy who lapped me
The spy who lapped me
Girls and gold, and diamonds, intrigue
sometimes heaven
Checked into a hotel in Monte Carlo… in room 007.
He is always gathering data, on and off the track
He will out qualify you, don’t deny he’ll
stab you in the back.
The spy who lapped me
He overtook me
His word is not his Bond, he'll take the win and then
he’s gone.
When we are racing I will always refuse
a chance to let him overtake
Coz he stole the design for my rear diffuser
My front wing and my brakes.
The spy who lapped me
The spy who lapped me
He overtook me, yeah
I guess you think this tale is new cause
it’s shocking and dirty
But there were British Grand Prix spies, telling lies,
way back in the 1930s
Every lap they drove like gentlemen, played fair and
kept it clean,
But when they left the track at night, the work was dark,
surveillance unseen.
The Nazis had Mercedes, Brit Dick Seaman at the
wheel
Benoist, Williams and Wimille, all worked for the SOE.
The spy who lapped me
The spy who lapped me
The spy who lapped me
He overtook me
The spy who lapped me
Secrets lies and flexible floors
Secrets lies and flexible floors
You only pit twice
The spy who lapped me
He overtook me
The spy who lapped me
(Written and produced by Gareth Jones
& Zog)
Astonishing vocal talent Steve Allan Jones
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James Bond – ”HondaPussy”
He's a suave secret agent
Wherever there's danger he'll be
You know that he'll get results for you
Unless he's in a Grand Prix
(Richard Porter)
Worrying Vocal performance Gareth "Ertha"
Jones
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