#067 How well do you know F1? Gareth
sets Richard and Zog an F1 name quiz, can you score better
than the On Speed Squad? Plus “Keep Or Kill”,
which famous motor manufactures could the World do without?
Sniff Petrol announces the controversial name for a new Mini
model. Plus “Now This Is What We Call Songs About Max
Mosley…vol 4”. GP2 comedy from the Little Speeders
and a full-on Toby Jarvis dance remix of Dancing To The Sound
Of Engines.
“Now This
Is What We Call Songs About Max Mosley vol #4”
1. MC Maestro Vs. DJ Turbo Lag
- Take It To The Max
His English is impeccable
His German has no cracks
Communication skills are not what he lacks
He’ll take it to the Max
He’ll take it to the Max
Mosley’s mostly in control, let’s
face facts
Maximum management is what Max has,
He’ll take it to the max
He takes no s###t from journalists
He’s hacked off with the hacks
He’ll be in charge eternally
He’ll take it to the Max
Take it to the Max
Take it to the Max
Don’t film him with a mobile
Or bug his phone or fax
He won’t treat you like a Nazi nubile
But he’ll take it to the Max
Take it to the Max
Max Mosley Max Mosley
(Written performed and produced
by Gareth Jones)
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2. Billy Blagg - Nothing Compares
There is nothing funny about role play
When the role you play is steeped in sleaze
As prostitutes and the News Of The World
both bring you to your knees
Oh the life of the President of the FIA
Is tough and sometimes fraught
But nothing compares to the shame of getting caught
…and ending up in Court
Yes nothing compares to the shame of getting caught
…and ending up in Court
(Written performed and produced
by Gareth Jones)
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3. Pit Stop Boys - You Can’t
Sack Me
Slap me on the bottom and call me sexy
Slap me on the bottom but don’t say I’m Nazi
Slap me on the bottom and call me sexy
Slap me on the bottom but don’t say I’m Nazi
You can’t sack me
I’m Max Mosley
Strangely slippery
So screw you Bernie.
(Richard Porter: Writing,
vocals, instrument programming,
Gareth Jones: Additional vocals and production)
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Gareth Jones On Speed - Dancing To
The Sound Of Engines (RPM/BPM) Toby Jarvis - "Rhino Dance
Remix"
RPM/BPM It’s all the same to me
Oh Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah!
Dancing to the sound of engines
Dance long, dance fast, dance far
To the sound of engines
We are moving to the tune of a car highly tuned.
There’s a beat that I rave about
Softer than a buttercup, faster than a clout
It’s the scream that makes my body move
Runnin’ round the race track sittin’ in a groove
It isn’t on the dance floor its adrenaline and raw
Comes from a race car and I want more
We’re groovin’ in the pitlane,
Floor the throttle, listen to the engines scream
Drop the clutch watch my body pop, too much.
Oh rhythm, tune, valves, beat and revs
And the beat that I dance to runs at 18,000 beats per minute.
Hmmmmmmm
RPM/BPM (BPM)
RPM/BPM (BPM)
RPM/BPM
It’s all the same to me
Oh Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah!
We’re flat out on the straight
Sounding great, moving quickly
Movement, light and sound
Feel the ground, feel time bending
So fast it feels so slow
Watch me go
Listen to me
Watch me peaking
We’re dancing to the sound of engines.
Oh Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah!
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Gareth Jones - writing, instruments, voice
and production
Remixed and re-worked by Toby Jarvis (www.mcasso.com)
©garethjones.tv
