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Audi's New Le Mans Car?

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published: 07 March 2009

duration: 27' 42"

Presented by: Gareth Jones, Zog and Richard Porter

#083 What is the best and worst car advice ever given, or received by Gareth Zog and Richard? Le Mans 2009, the new Audi R15, we explain what happened to the R12, R13 and R14. And just exactly how are the GJOS team going to travel to La Sarthe this year? Plus “Now This Is What We Call Three Songs About Cars With The Same Drum Pattern.” And Car Cymraeg; a song for St David’s Day.

The Mary and Jesus Chains - Happy (Driving) When It Rains

Got windshield wipers
Got a heater set to demist
I don' t mind if this precipitation
Continues to persist

Got Pirelli P Zeros
Got a rear fog light
Tyres will shift standing water
Visibility's all right.

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Tom Springsteen - Building Cars for America

I got a job working on the production line
Wages poor, hours were fine
Building Corvettes and Chevrolets
I never worked nights, I only worked days

Worked from the heart, I played my part,
Building cars for America
Building cars for America

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The Mighty Lah! - They're Building Cars Again in Liverpool

Let's Speake no more about the bad times
Don' t let it go to yer 'ead
It seems as if the car manufacturers
Are starting to see Red.

We told the world I wanna hold your hand
We gave the world the prototype boy band
We even sing in tune while building your car
We had the Beatles now we've got Jaguar

No more down tools no more work to rule
They Mersey Motor Makers they ain't no fool
They're building cars again in Liverpool
They're building cars again in Liverpool


Car Cymraeg

Gareth Jones Ar Frys - Car Cymraeg

Gareth Jones Ar Frys - Car Cymraeg Gareth Jones On Speed - A Welsh Car

Un, dau, tri, pedwar

1.Os 'tisio gyrru car Cymraeg
Mae'n anodd heb Yr Iaith
Fel gyrru yn gyflym ar yr A470
Mae'n siwrne hir o daith

2. Cymerwch cwrs yn WLPAN
Dim ots o ble ti'n dod
Yr Alban, Lloegr, neu Siapan
Prydain, neu abroad

CYTGAN
Dwi eisio gyrru Car Cymraeg
Well sticio ar hwnnw sydd rhaid
Dwi eisio caru Car Cymraeg
Car sy'n goch jyst fel y Ddraig

3. I dweud y gwir
Ac i bod yn clear
Does 'na ddim lot o ddewis
Dim ond 'chydig bach o waith
sy'n cael eu wneud
(Gyda fy nghalon ar fy llewys)

4. Mae Gilbern wedi hedfan
Ond mae Connaught ar y bwrdd
Mae'r AC Ace wedi diflannu
"Away, it's gone" ....i ffwrdd

CYTGAN
Dwi eisio gyrru Car Cymraeg
Well sticio ar hwnnw sydd rhaid
Dwi eiso caru Car Cymraeg
Car sy'n goch jyst fel y Ddraig

SOLO

5. Ond, mae'r Gogs yn gwneud moduron    
Enwogion o fri
Y faith bod Toyota yn Sir Flint
Yn annwyl i mi

6. Mae 'na cwmni fawr o 'Merica
Sy'n Gymraeg trwy ei ceir
Ac un o Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau
Sy'n dod o "Wlad Y Beirdd"

7.Mae'r was ma wrth ei bod yn dweud
"I'm Welsh through to my bones"
Y dyn eu hyn, y gwr o Ford
Richard Parry-Jones.

CYTGAN
Dwi iso gyrru Car Cymraeg
Well sticio ar hwnnw sydd rhaid
Dwi iso caru Car Cymraeg
Car sy'n goch jyst fel y Ddraig

CYTGAN
Dwi iso gyrru Car Cymraeg
Well sticio ar hwnnw sydd rhaid
Dwi iso caru Car Cymraeg
Car sy'n goch jyst fel y Ddraig

CYTGAN
Dwi iso gyrru Car Cymraeg
Well sticio ar hwnnw sydd rhaid
Dwi iso caru Car Cymraeg
Car sy'n goch jyst fel y Ddraig

Jyst fel y Ddraig
Jyst fel y Ddraig
Jyst fel y Ddraig
Jyst fel y Ddraig

Diolch yn fawr

One, two, three , four

1. If you want to drive a Welsh Car
It's difficult without The Language
Like trying to drive quickly on the A470
It's a long journey to make

2. Take a course in WLPAN*
Doesn' t matter where you come from
Scotland, England or Japan
Britain, or abroad

CHORUS
I want to drive a Welsh Car
And I must stick to that idea
I want to love a Welsh Car
A red car, just like The Dragon

3. To tell the truth
And to be quite clear
There isn't lots of choice
There is only a small amount of work
being done
(With my heart on my sleeve)

4. Gilbern has flown
But Connaught is on the table
The AC Ace has disappeared
Away, it' s gone away

CHORUS
I want to drive a Welsh Car
And I must stick to that
I want to love a Welsh Car
A red car, just like The Dragon

SOLO

5. But the northern Welsh are making cars
Famous names indeed
The fact that Toyota is in Flintshire
Is dear to me

6. There' s a big company from America
That is Welsh through it' s cars
And one from "The Old Land Of Our Fathers"
Who comes from the "Land of the Bards"

7. This bloke is more than happy to say
" I'm Welsh through to my bones"
The man himself, the chap from Ford
Richard Parry-Jones

CHORUS
Oh I want to drive a Welsh Car
And I must stick to that
I want to love a Welsh Car
A red car, just like The Dragon

CHORUS
I want to drive a Welsh Car
And I must stick to that
I want to love a Welsh Car
A red car, just like The Dragon

CHORUS
I want to drive a Welsh Car
And I must stick to that
I want to love a Welsh Car
A red car, just like The Dragon

Just like The Dragon
Just like The Dragon
Just like The Dragon
Just like The Dragon

Thank you

Written, performed and produced by Gareth Jones
with linguistic support from Gareth Morlais Williams

*WLPAN is the name of an intensive Welsh course for beginners
used by the University Of Wales.

Draig Goch

© Gareth Jones 2005-2021