Vibrococks - I Don’t Get It

Oh I’ve always wanted a highly specced car
But I’ve never had the cash
I ended up driving the basic model
Instead of one that’s flash.

Heated rear window
I don’t get it
Reclining seats
I don’t get it
Halogen headlights
I don’t get it at all
(Unless I pay extra)

Oh I always wanted the GL model
But I don’t make a fuss
I’d be happy with a sport or deluxe
Instead I got a Popular Plus

Alloy Wheels
I don’t get it
Rear seat headrests
I don’t get it
Stereo cassette player
I don’t get it at all
(I didn’t tick the option box)

Gtr Solo

Disc brakes aren’t available with entry trim
To me that’s a little bit strange
It seems that’s an option you can only get
On the car at the top of the range

Carpeted boot
I don’t get it
Remote locking
I don’t get it
Power sun roof
I don’t get it
Vanity mirror
I don’t get it
Go-faster stripes
I don’t get it
Inertia reel seatbelts
I don’t get it
Driving lights
I don’t get it
Cigarette lighter 
I don’t get it
Leather seats
I don’t get it
V6 engine
I don’t get it at all

(I might as well buy myself a Japanese car, they come really well equipped)

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Written performed and produced by Gareth Jones