published: 04 October 2015
duration: 39' 56"
Presented by: Gareth Jones, Richard Porter & Zog
#259 Your questions and suggestions and via social media. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done in a car? This year’s camping vehicle of choice, the VW Amarok. Sniff Petrol on Button, Marussia and Turin ‘75. Plus Private Visage Ltd perform Off-road.
Private Visage Ltd. - Off-Road
Hello
Can you see me?
I’m over here.
Over the hedge, over the hill.
Off-road
I can see over hedges
Off- road
I’m not hedging my bets
Off- Road
Teetering on ledges
Off–road
Carrying domestic pets.
Road rage replaced by
Green lane tension
I’m alright Jack
I’ve got jacked-up suspension.
Boldly going
Where you’ve not been before
This isn’t off–road
It’s off shore
We won’t drown, but we’re not immortal
We’re waterproofed and equipped with a snorkel.
Off-road
So I can see over hedges
Off-road
I’m not hedging my bets
Off-road
Teetering on ledges
Off–road
An urban and a rural threat.
I’m taking you with me,
Taking you with me,
Taking you with me,
Taking you with me,
Taking you with me,
Taking you with me,
Taking you with me,
And you’ve got no choice.
We’re going off road
Off colour,
Off piste,
Off my head,
Off mic.
Hahaha
Off-road
I can see over hedges
Off- road
I’m not hedging my bets
Off-road
Teetering on ledges
Off–road
Higher than low-flying jets.
Hahaha
Built for inclines not for distance
Don’t be alarmed by my appearance
A large mass, increased ground clearance
Torque distributed, for good adherence.
Off-road
I can see over hedges
Off-road
I’m not hedging my bets
Off-road
Teetering on ledges
Off–road
Carrying domestic pets.
Off-road
I can see over hedges
Off-road
I’m not hedging my bets
Off-road
I’m teetering on ledges
Off–road
Carrying domestic pets.
You didn’t see me coming
You will next time
‘Coz I’ll be:
Off-road.
Off-road
I’ll be off-road
I’ll be off-road
Off-road.
Off-road.
Let me take you
Off-road
I’ll drive you
Off-road
Off-road
Off-road
Off-road
Off-road.
Written, performed & produced by Gareth Jones
Drums by Steve "Smiley" Barnard
