published: 11 October 2018
duration: 00:56:22
Presented by: Gareth Jones, Richard Porter and Zog
#350 SUV EVs and Richard’s next car. A quick quiz to mark our 350th episode. Is the crossover SUV the perfect platform for electric cars? And what car has Richard just ordered? Plus Sniff Petrol on morale at McLaren and PSA’s plans for Vauxhall.
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Theatre Of Destiny – Army Boy (He Drives A Hummer)
You drove a Vauxhall Belmont
A last chance saloon
You traded up for a Defender
You needed much more room.
You wore green at the weekends
Climbed hills and carried a gun
Everybody’s gonna take you seriously
Now you’re having fun.
CHORUS
He drives a Hummer
Wider than your mother’s face
He drives a Hummer
Gonna drive it all summer
Gonna put us in our place.
You looked great at the kerbiside
You never went off road
Frightend children, women and animals.
So big it had its own post code.
(Sorry lads)
You dig in, you’re a soldier.
You dig deep to pay for the fuel
You dig yourself your very own grave
Too expensive on military wages, you army fool.
CHORUS
He drives a Hummer
Wider than your mother’s face
He drives a Hummer
Gonna drive it all summer
Gonna put us in our place.
MID8
He’s got no range anxiety
He’s not one to moan
If he runs out out of fuel somewhere
A Hummer’s big enough to live in
He’s always home.
CHORUS
He drives a Hummer
Now’s the winter of our discontent
He drives a Hummer
Domination is his intent
All over the place.
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Written, performed & produced by Gareth Jones
