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Let It Be?

Or The Long & Winding Road Back?

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published: 07 May 2020

duration: 00:46:42

Presented by: Gareth Jones, Sarah Leach, Richard Porter & Zog

#389 Let It Be? Or the long and winding road back to normal? Should F1 really be planning right now a return to racing? What we’ve been doing for entertainment without our favourite sport. Plus new music from Foxx vs Numan – The Car That Wasn’t There.

Voxx v Numan

John Voxx & Barry Numan – The Car That Wasn’t There

Log on to my brain
Connected to my electro hub
An electric kind of love
I’m buying cars again
                        
Select a box
Feel no pain
Cash is just electronics
It has no meaning here.

Chose a model from the selection screen
Virtual reality or was it just  a dream?
Synthesising my one desire
It’s the Maestro I desire

The Car That Wasn’t There
The Car That Wasn’t There
   The Car That Wasn’t There

This future noise
Is your programmed voice
Comes from afar
Tells me my door‘s ajar.

I search the net
My heart is rocked
The model I want
O-Series 2 litre block.

Chose a model from the selection screen
Virtual reality or was it just a dream?
Synthesising my one desire
It’s the Maestro I desire
The Car That Wasn’t There
The Car That Wasn’t There
  The Car That Wasn’t There

Prof Hawking (Austin Maestro) voice
The Car That Wasn’t There
The Car That Wasn’t There
The Car That Wasn’t There

Waiting, I was waiting
For the traffic lights
And to set my sights
On the man
A missing man.

A car park I’m in a car park
And he’s nowhere to be seen
But I think he saw me coming
Sat here with my engine running.

He’s fleeced me out of 500 Quid
Caught by his trickery
I should never have bid
On ebay
He’s as slippery
As a liquid
He made a quick quid
He’s a liquid.

This time harks back
To when I made skid marks
By chance
In my underpants
UNDERPANTS!

Hey John, take my advice

What’s that Barry?

Don’t buy cars on ebay any more

No, I don’t think I will 

Go to a forecourt a fourcourt

So you won’t get caught.

So I won’t get caught.

So I/you won’t get caught.

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Written, performed and produced by Gareth Jones

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