published: 14 Jan 2021
duration: 00:47:56
Presented by: Gareth Jones, Alex Goy & Zog
#406 Hyundai and Apple, The Dakar and RC Cars. The iCar is back. We drool over the Prodrive BRX Hunter and the challenge of the Dakar Rally. Radio Controlled cars and racing them over the internet. Plus new music: Spook Foggy Fog performs I Don’t Drive.
Spook Foggy Fog – I Don’t Drive
Snoop don’t drive, I’m too cool for that
I got myself a chauffer
Suit and hat
It’s a 30 foot limo
Whaddya think of that?
Dogz in the front
Bitches in the back
No I ain’t being sexist
I’m talking ‘bout my pets
I gotta take my Labrador
Sometimes to the vet’s
Gotta Great Dane
Fits in, no sweats.
CHORUS
Don’t drive
I don’t drive
Don’t drive
I just don’t drive
I don’t drive
I told you once man
I don’t drive.
I've got a friend who’s a cowboy, he’s a brother
Likes to drive off-road
And lately I discovered
He’s got a catch phrase
Better than no other
Oh my days
"Yippie aye eh muddy plugger".
Wait, you thought I swore?
I don’t do that any more
I got caught
Ended up in court
I had a run-in with a barrister
I’m a reformed character.
CHORUS
Don’t drive
I don’t drive
Don’t drive
I just don’t drive
I don’t drive
I told you once man
I don’t drive.
Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy
Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy
Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy
Spook Foggy Foggy Foggy
I don’t go down the gym
My body aint toned
I’m a musician
I like to get stoned
Hip-Hop & hemp
It’s a kind of confluence
I don’ wanna get busted
For Driving Under Influence
I enjoy a whisky
When I’m on the Go Go
Sometimes I drink brandy
But rum is no no
Gimme a tequila
Make it a large
I aint driving
So I won’t be drunk in charge.
CHORUS
Don’t drive
I don’t drive
Don’t drive
I just don’t drive
I don’t drive
I told you once man
I don’t drive.
There was a time when I always got arrested
The patience of the Police was always being tested
A period in my life that frankly I detested
So I took some advice from a friend who suggested
Don’t drive
Hey Spook man
Don’t drive
MID8
But that’s not the reason why I don’t drive
Lemme tell ya why I’m glad to be alive
This is the truth of why my driving got postponed
I went out for a drive once absolutely stoned
The mist blew in if you know what I mean
The spookiest cloud this dogg had ever seen
Maybe I was paranoid or
Stoned and insane
But I got spooked man
It’s how I got my name
Spook Foggy Fog
Spook Foggy Fog
Don’t drive
I don’t drive
Don’t drive
I don’t need to drive
Don’t drive
Don’t drive stoned dude.
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Written, performed & produced by Gareth Jones
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