published: 13 July 2023
duration: 00:49:56
Presented by: Gareth Jones
#469 Maxus eDeliver 3. Gareth charges up to Liverpool in an electric van to test its ability to do the job it was designed for. Is SAIC’s pioneering holdall up to the task? Plus On Speed music: “White Van Man” - The 2023 Remix.
Gareth Jones On Speed - White Van Man (2023 remix)
Luton Daily
Goods in Transit,
Relay, Connect, Scudo, Acty
Super Carry Stuck in Trafic,
Doblo, Convoy, LDV
White Van Man
Doing 80 on the motorway
White Van Man
Sitting on my tail
He’s so close I smell his breath
I hope his brakes don’t fail
White Van Man
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van Man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Van Man
Picking fights with motorcyclists
Running through a red light, most of the time
“How’s my driving?” written on his back
door
“Your driving’s shite mate!” written on
mine
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van Man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Man Van
As a handyman, he not that handy,
Everything is what he lacks
The intellect of Peter Andre
And the sexual appeal of a Bedford Astramax
White Man Van
He likes footy and a bit of kicking
Never stops for meals
Won’t slow down the clock is ticking
Goes round roundabouts on two wheels
White Man Van
Little Rascal, Sherpa, Sprinter,
Vento, Inca, Ducato
Expert, Master, Boxer, Partner
Caddy Carry, Berlingo,
White Van Man
Bongo, Combo, Bonus, Boxer
Courier, Midi, Tourneo
Vanette, Convoy, L300
Kangoo, Pilot, Fiorino
White Van Man
Dispatch, Nemo, Escort, Canter
Transporter, Corsavan
L200, C15,
Vivaro, Arena, Astravan
White Van Man
Maxi, Maxus LT, Vito
California, Interstar
Hi-Ace, Caravelle 400
Crafter, Extra, Movano
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van Man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Van Man
White Van Man
Swearing in the centre lane
White Van man
Builder’s crack
White Van Man
Aggressively driven commercial vehicle
White Van Man
I want him off my back
White Van Man
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Written, performed & produced by Gareth Jones.
The original version of White Van Man apperared in episode 069 of On Speed
