Gareth Jones On Speed 487

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Knock On Wood

Published: 28 March 2024

Duration: 00:44:23

Presented by: Gareth Jones, Alex Goy & Zog

#487 The Australian GP and The Highway Code. What’s going wrong at Mercedes and what are Ferrari doing right? Gareth tests Zog and Alex on an important driver’s guide. Plus On Speed News Bleat on Lola’s return and Williams disappointment.

The List Of Things Found In Zog's Car (2024 Remix)

Map of northern France and Belgium.
Two A-Z London Atlases, (both missing all the pages required to navigate north or west London).
One mummified apple core. Assorted partial pages from A-Zs, (some heavily stained with coffee).
One broken aftermarket cup holder.
Two fliers for fetish club in central London. (Don’t know where those came from).
Leaflet about places to visit in Dorset.
2 pairs sunglasses (slightly broken).
1/3 packet of pasta shapes, (mouldy, under passenger-side carpet).
Kebab.
One pot strawberry yoghurt (sell by date 6 months passed, under driver’s seat).
2 parking tickets (unpaid).
One cassette tape of 'Entroducing' by DJ Shadow.
7 inch off-cut of radiator hose.
37 assorted used parking scratch cards and sticky tickets for Brent, Hackney, Fulham and Westminster.
Set of dinosaur stickers (free with The Saturday Guardian).
One ski glove.
One pair of seized and rusty pliers.
Four paper coffee cups (containing dregs of latté in various stages of decomposition).
Set of jump leads (incomplete).
One British Sausage Council promotional watch.
Cheap 1/4-inch drive socket set (broken).
4 months of bank statements that I've been looking for for the last 3 months.
One UK atlas (missing the page for south east England).
Packet of latex gloves (empty).
Two tyre pressure gauges.
One electric tyre pump.

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The backing track John Voxx -"Massive Expanding Garden" was written, performed and produced by Gareth Jones

The list was read by Zog.

Photo of Caradog Cnocell Y Coed (The Woodpecker) by Carol Summers

Download The Highway Code here