Published: 11 Dec 2025
Duration: 01:04:40
Presented by: Gareth Jones, Alex Goy & Zog
#534 So Here It Is. The team choose perfect gifts, play games & make wishes for 2026. Lando’s Xmas Eve, Cadillac’s Xmas wish list & Lewis’s gift to fans. Plus: All I Want For Christmas Is Some Speed - LIVE music from 20 Years On Speed.
Gareth Jones & The On Speed Band - All I Want For Christmas Is Some Speed
(LIVE At 20 Years On Speed)
I’m late for a Christmas party,
I’m padlocked in grid lock
The traffic has been dreadful
I should have been the at eight o’clock,
My baby‘s probably snogging someone else by the mistletoe
Why is this Christmas light shining red for stop?
When it should be green for go?
I don’t need loads of presents
Or even to get off me face
I just want the road ahead to clear
And for the traffic to pick up pace.
If Santa does a ton-up on his sleigh,
Then that’s just what I need.
All I want for Christmas is some speed.
All I want for Christmas is some speed.
I want a Jaguar that’s pink and woke
I want a Range Rover that won’t make me broke
I want a team-mate for Max who is also ace
And Christian Horner to shut his face.
I’ll take the batteries out of your Prius
I’ll stuff the Turkey with a Kia C’eed
All I want for Christmas is some speed
All I want for Christmas is some speed
I don’t need loads of presents
Or even to get off me face
I just want the road ahead to clear
And for the traffic to pick up pace.
If Santa does a ton-up on his sleigh,
Then that’s just what I need
All I want for Christmas is some speed.
All I want for Christmas is some speed.
I want China to stop making electric cars
I want Elon to go and live on Mars
I want people to know Flavio could be a crook
I want Trump to get fucked.....by a Cybertruck.
A Porsche EV that Zog can afford
I just want ANY Ford
All I want for Christmas is some speed
All I want for Christmas is some speed
I want a championship that Lewis plays a part in,
And Stroll to sack his son from Aston Martin.
All I want for Christmas is some speed
All I want for Christmas is some speed.
Save your shopping, and your chip 'n' pin
Don't need no toy with no batteries in
When it comes to Christmas you know what I need
Gimme (Gimme) gimme (Gimme) gimme speeeeed
All I want for Christmas is some speed
All I want for Christmas is some speed
Don't want no socks, no power drill
Quality Street just makes me ill
When it comes to Christmas you know what I need
Gimme (gimme) Kimi Antonelli’s speed
All I want for Christmas is some speed.
(Rpt 8 times)
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Gareth Jones - Lead vocals, bass guitar & production
Chris Ryan - Lead guitar & vocals
Steve Allan Jones - Keyboards & vocals
Pete Ryan - Drums
Zog - Backing vocals
Richard Porter - Backing vocals
Recorded live at The Motorsport Lounge, Llandudno. 19 July 2025
Written by Gareth Jones & Richard Porter
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Gareth Jones On Speed Season 21
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